The TARDIS knows something I don't know

JUDGE: Miss Sorrel, are you seriously claiming this man is an expert, after knowing the accused for just five minutes?

SHERLOCK: Two minutes would have made me an expert. Five was ample.

JUDGE: Mr. Holmes, that’s a matter for the jury.

SHERLOCK: Oh, really?

SHERLOCK: One librarian; two teachers; two high-pressured jobs, probably the City.

SHERLOCK: The foreman’s a medical secretary, trained abroad judging by her shorthand.

JUDGE: Mr. Holmes!

SHERLOCK: Seven are married and two are having an affair – with each other, it would seem! Oh, and they’ve just had tea and biscuits.

SHERLOCK: Would you like to know who ate the wafer?

JUDGE: Mr. Holmes. You’ve been called here to answer Miss Sorrel’s questions, not to give us a display of your intellectual prowess.

(Sherlock takes a breath but can’t help smiling a little at the acknowledgement of his ‘intellectual prowess’. John stares at him sternly.)

JUDGE: Keep your answers brief and to the point. Anything else will be treated as contempt. Do you think you could survive for just a few minutes WITHOUT SHOWING OFF?!

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fairandbright:

THIS MAN.

IS ATTACKING HIMSELF.

WITH A BADGER HAND PUPPET.

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minttwilight:

windona:

bananasliketoparty:

the-doctor-to-my-tardis:

deathcomes4u:

recreationalcannibalism:

wtfhistory:

daivialesley:

hatewizard:

laprus:

im setting myself on fire goodbye 

I made you a sandwich put it in your mouth

TELL THAT TO MOTHERFUCKING QUEEN VICTORIA AND HER HUGE ASS EMPIRE BITCH

I’m sorry.

I couldn’t hear you.

Over all the voices of amazing women.

Throughout history.

Who could have

kicked

your

ignorant

ass.

Reblogging this for the gender studies we’re doing in my history course.

No important discoveries of course because discovering what the sun is made of isn’t important at all OH NO.

Whaaat a douchetit fucknugget. I’d love to practice my crotch kicking skills on this dude.

my favorite part is at the end. obviously your completely truthful when you say “i am not sexist, anti-feminine, or whetever but this is brilliant”

just somethings that women invented:

• stove
• dishwashers
• globes
• life rafts
• fire escape
• car heaters 
• medical syringes 
• windshield wipers
• fridge
• water heater
• chocolate chip cookies
• disposable cell phones 
• Bulletproof vests

We wouldn’t know what we do about radiation without Marie Curie. Oh and what about Roseline Franklin, who figured out what DNA looked like?

And guess who took on the empty jobs when all the men were in the army in WW2?

Arg, posts like this.

fucking hell who this this i will do something horrible

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claravoyant:

dw meme: four otps - the doctor and rose tyler

The Doctor: I’m a Time Lord. I’m the last of the Time Lords. They’re all gone. I’m the only survivor. I’m left traveling on my own because there’s no one else.

Rose Tyler: There’s me.

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troiansy:

#I feel like this is also how gaius does medicine

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madtimelord:

The Satan Pit requested by they-grew-up-heroes

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“I consider that a man’s brain originally is like a little empty attic, and you have to stock it with such furniture as you choose. A fool takes in all the lumber of every sort that he comes across, so that the knowledge which might be useful to him gets crowded out, or at best is jumbled up with a lot of other things, so that he has a difficulty in laying his hands upon it. Now the skillful workman is very careful indeed as to what he takes into his brain-attic. He will have nothing but the tools which may help him in doing his work, but of these he has a large assortment, and all in the most perfect order. It is a mistake to think that that little room has elastic walls and can distend to any extent. Depend upon it there comes a time when for every addition of knowledge you forget something that you knew before. It is of the highest importance, therefore, not to have useless facts elbowing out the useful ones.”   

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, A Study in Scarlet

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What advice, if any, did you receive from Karen Gillan and Arthur Darvill? (x)

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lickypickystickyme:

Apparently everybody could use a little penis in their lives.

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beverlyhillsmom:

the article just got better as i kept on reading

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fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

onthesideoftheotters:

remember the time when spock quoted sherlock and then sherlock was in the next movie

that’s how you summon Benedict Cumberbatch

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