jellys:

people that point out acne:

  1. pack ur bags
  2. buy a plane ticket
  3. go to hell
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riddlemehiddleston:

riddlemehiddleston:

I’M HOME ALONE AND MY PARENTS FORGOT TO TELL ME THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE PAINTING OUR HOUSE SO I’VE BEEN REENACTING LES MIS AND I JUST VIOLENTLY THREW OPEN THE WINDOW TO YELL ‘CANNONS’ AND THE POOR GUY NEARLY FELL OFF HIS STEPLADDER

DON’T YOU DARE REBLOG THIS I MIGHT GET SUED 

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zerostop:

whenever i see this gif

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i think of this one time my sister was riding in the car and she was doodling

and she finished drawing this shark right at a stop light so she turns to the guy in the car next to her and holds up her drawing and shows it to him

and he looks over at it and he makes like that exact expression

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

HELP, i won ANOTHER free ipad! i had to kick my son out of the house to fill his room with all the ipads. i’m running out of space to put them. why must i be the one to spot the difference 90% of people can’t? why was i the chosen one

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jesuschristvevo:

is it data or data

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magnumclassics:

the moment of absolute and utter despair when u have to wiggle the wire to get ur phone to charge

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suicunesrider:

jaclcfrost:

jaclcfrost:

let me just tell you. the easter bunny is real, all right. real grumpy. real annoying. and really full of himself

don’t let the easter kangaroo see this

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jellybabiesandjammiedodgers:

so i’m watching some idiot show on syfy about nerd weddings

and there’s this woman going on about how she wants a GoT themed wedding

and i’m just like

are you sure

are you really sure about that

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moltres:

overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

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rhydonmyhardon:

*dude puts his mouth around his bros dick* bro, im not actually gay unless i suck it. i never sucked it. its a metaphor, see: you put the dick right between your teeth, but you dont blow it. a metaphor bro

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myotpisgay:

i-make-doodles-lol:

hey look

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it’s shakespeare.

that was the worst pun ever but im laughing

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nachosinthetardis:

maxhole:

if u dont think moaning is the hottest shit u can get right outta town

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